Re-Writes 1
PICCOLO: I should've expected this from the Tsumaimimanisho . . . tsumaitsumaitsu . . . cold mountain place. I can't even scratch the ice. ----------------------------------------------
OOLONG: Gohan, we're almost there! Now all seven Dragonballs are together!
GOHAN: Oolong, I hate to break it to you, but someone probably has them already . . .
OOLONG: Do you hear that voice?
OLD MAN: I summon up the Dragon! I command you now! Hear my howl to make my wish come true!!
SHENLONG: What? OLD MAN: Bring back Dr. Willow from his icy tomb in the Tsumaistuburi Mountains.
PICCOLO: Oh, Tsumaitsutsu . . . never mind.
OLD MAN: Who are you?!
SHENLONG: I'm gonna melt the ice now . . .
OLD MAN: Oh, OK, go ahead.
SHENLONG: [melts ice] There. Now I'm leaving. [leaves]
OLD MAN: Yes! Now Dr. WIllow is back!
GOHAN: Oolong, look at that big fortress-looking thing!
OLD MAN: No! The boy saw! Get him! [A bunch of little monster guys attack Gohan]
PICCOLO: Gohan. [beats up monsters]
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo?
PICCOLO: Go home, Gohan.
GOHAN: Oh, that reminds me, I wrote a song for you.
PICCOLO: Later. No time now.
OOLONG: Let's go!
PICCOLO: More powers coming! AAAAAAHHHH! [big explosion] ==DIRECTOR'S CUT THE MOVIE: T H E W O R L D ' S S T R O N G E S T== written and directed by KURIRAI special thanks to NAGINALJJ
CHI-CHI: I'm worried about Gohan. He won't tell me where he was for those three days he was with Oolong, and now he won't study.
GOKU: Oh.
CHI-CHI: You don't even care!
GOKU: I do! I do care! Look how much. [points at his face] Look . . . look how much I care.
CHI-CHI: My Gohan . . . [looks in on Gohan] GOHAN: Let's see . . . page 15, cicadas . . . Oh, I can't study. I wanna sing and dance! [Music begins playing]
CHI-CHI: Goku, do you here that?
GOHAN: Jajajajaja, it's such a pain!!
CHI-CHI: Gohan? Is that you singing?
GOHAN: Step, step, jump!! Piccolo-san dai-dai-dai-dai-daisuki! Piccolo-san dai-dai . . . Piccolo-san dai-dai . . . Piccolo-san dai-dai-dai-dai-daisuki!
CHI-CHI: Gohan, what did I say just last week?
GOHAN: Um, I don't remember . . .
CHI-CHI: I think you do, young man. GOHAN: No singing about Piccolo.
CHI-CHI: That's right. Now get back to work. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- [A monster guy walks up to the Kame House and knocks on the door]
KAME-SENNIN: Umigame, get the door, wouldja?
UMIGAME: Who's there? MONSTER: Me.
UMIGAME: Are you a salesman?
MONSTER: No, I'm a monster. Is Mutenroshi in?
KAME-SENNIN: I'm here.
MONSTER: OK, Dr. Kochin, he's here.
OOLONG: Are you the guy from the Tsumaitsuburi Mountains?
MONSTER: Yes, we live in the Tsumaiburi
OOLONG: TsumaiTSUburi. MONSTER: Tsuburimaitsu.
OOLONG: Close enough.
BULMA: They've got me!!
OLD MAN FROM MOUNTAINS, WHOSE NAME IS KOCHIN: Come with us, Mutenroshi, for you are the world's strongest.
KAME-SENNIN: Come where?
KOCHIN: The Tsumaiburimaitsuburi Mountains.
OOLONG: Tsumaitsuburi.
KAME-SENNIN: Oh, fine. ------------------------------------------------------------------ [Oolong is at Goku's house explaining everything]
OOLONG: They were taken to the Tsumaitsuburi Mountains.
CHI-CHI: Gohan, were you with Piccolo?
GOHAN: Well, yeah. But he's nice now! He saved my life!
GOKU: Speaking of which, isn't Piccolo dead? [long pause]
GOHAN: And come to think of it, how did that guy use the Dragonballs? We just used them to bring you back to life last week.
GOKU: Oh yeah . . .
GOHAN: And when me and Oolong left, you were still in the hospital . . .
GOKU: No time to worry about it, I'm leaving. KINTOUN!!!!
CHI-CHI: Be careful, Goku.
GOKU: Right. [flies away] ----------------------------------------------------------
KAME-SENNIN: So what is this place?
KOCHIN: My biotech warriors will destroy you, world's strongest!! [Three monsters come out and beat the snot out of Kame-Sennin]
KOCHIN: Too easy.
BULMA: Well, he's not really the world's strongest.
VOICE: Then who?
BULMA: Who's there? [The lights reveal a brain inside a big machine]
KOCHIN: This is the Brain!
BRAIN: That's Dr. Willow.
BULMA: You're the evil Kochin and the Brain, aren't you?
WILLOW: Yes. But my name is DR. WILLOW, not the Brain!!
BULMA: But you died! KOCHIN: We almost did, but not quite.
WILLOW: Tell us, who is the world's strongest?
BULMA: Son Goku.
WILLOW: I feel a great power closing in! [The monitor shows Goku flying towards the fortress]
WILLOW: Kochin . . . are you pondering what I'm pondering?
KOCHIN: I think so, Brain, but how will we convince the elephants to do the tightrope walking?
WILLOW: Kochin, I'm going to have to hurt you. KOCHIN: Narf! ---------------------------------------------------------
GOKU: I guess I go in here . . . [enters]
KOCHIN (over the intercom): Beware, Son Goku, of my minions! [a big fat biotech monster comes out]
GOKU: He's like a marshmallow! [destroys the biotech monster] That ton of lard was a good warm-up. [two more monsters appear]
KURIRIN: I'm here, too, Goku!
GOHAN: Me too, Dad!
GOKU: D'oh! [destroys the monsters]
KURIRIN: Good thing we came, huh, Goku?
GOKU: Come on, let's keep going . . . [they fly up to Dr. Willow]
WILLOW: Welcome, Son Goku.
GOKU: A brain?? [Piccolo appears]
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo!
PICCOLO: [swats Gohan]
GOKU: He's under mind control! I'll fight him! [fights Piccolo]
GOHAN: This is your fault, Brain!!
WILLOW: Everyone stop calling me Brain!!
GOHAN: AAAAAAAAHH!! [radiates an explosion which frees Piccolo's mind]
PICCOLO: Gohan? Son? Brain!!! [attacks Willow]
WILLOW: Everyone STOP CALLING ME BRAIN!!!!! [come out of the wall in his machine]
GOKU: OK, I'll take him out! All of you, get out of here!
WILLOW: [fires a blast at Goku]
GOKU: Kamehameha!! [blocks the blast] He's too powerful! I can't hold it off!
KAIOU (telepathically): Goku, use the Kaiou-ken!! GOKU: I can't! That would be . . . cheating!
KAIOU: What?! GOKU: Vegeta said the Kaiou-ken was cheating.
KAIOU: Well, it's not.
GOKU: Oh. KAIOU-KEN!!!!!! [blows up the fortress]
KURIRIN: Oh, yeah, he's toast. GOKU: Not yet . . .
KURIRIN: How do you know?
GOKU: He hasn't tried to annihilate the planet yet . . . all villains do that.
WILLOW: Die, planet, die!!!!
GOKU: See? I told you. [forms a Genki-dama]
KURIRIN: Oh, not this . . .
GOKU: Genki-dama!! [blows up Willow]
KURIRIN: Huh?! It worked?!
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