Re-Writes 3
[Vegeta lies in pain after Kuririn's attack, and Piccolo has been brutalized by Freeza]
DENDE: [heals Piccolo] There, you're all better.
PICCOLO: Nice job. Thanks, keed.
DENDE: I didn't do it for you, Mister! I did it for Nail. Don't flatter yourself, ya loser.
PICCOLO: You know what kid? I was gonna have mercy on ya when you said "go green" but now I'd like ta pop ya one right in the--
GOHAN: Hey, Mr. Piccolo, don't!
PICCOLO: Gohan, I-- GOHAN: Please?
PICCOLO: But he--God I love that smile. Gohan, I want you to give me the biggest bear hug you can. Ready?
GOHAN: Yeah!!
PICCOLO: Come 'ere! [hugs Gohan] When we get back to Earth, let's toss around the ol' pigskin. Waddaya say?
GOHAN: I don't know how.
PICCOLO: Then I'll teach you.
GOHAN: Yay!! KURIRIN: OK, now, Dende, please heal Vegeta.
DENDE: But he's evil! He killed my family!
KURIRIN: You think that's bad? Piccolo killed ME and now look at us.
PICCOLO: Yeah.
DENDE: So you're saying if I heal him, someday he'll be good?
KURIRIN: Given Bulma, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Piccolo, and me as examples, yes.
DENDE: OK, then. [flies off] [Dende lands and heals Vegeta]
VEGETA: I should say thanks. [kicks Dende] Hahaha! [wipes tears from his eyes] Now that's frickin' hilarious!! "I should say thanks"!!! I gotta write that one down. [Vegeta lands next to Kuririn] KURIRIN: So Dende healed you?
VEGETA: Yeah. And then I said, "I should say thanks" and kicked the little squirt twenty feet away. Bam!! Hahahaha! [All stare at Vegeta] VEGETA: Well, I thought it was funny. Guess my Super Saiyan wit is just too sophisticated for you.
PICCOLO: Shut up. VEGETA: I bet Kakarrot'll think it's funny.
PICCOLO: Shut up! GOHAN: I can't see Freeza.
PICCOLO: Too much dust. GOHAN: Which probably means what we see will be contrary to our expectations.
PICCOLO: I know what dust means. You don't have to spell everything out. [The dust finally clears and Freeza's final form is revealed]
KURIRIN: He's tiny!
PICCOLO: That means he's incredibly powerful.
GOHAN: Now who's spelling everything out? [Freeza kills Dende]
VEGETA: He should say thanks!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
PICCOLO: That's it! [attacks Vegeta]
VEGETA: No time for this. I've gotta attack Freeza.
FREEZA: Vegeta, you fool. There's no such thing as a Super Saiyan.
VEGETA: Yuh-huh. Watch! [throws a rock, which is deflected] OK, then. [breaks a branch over Freeza's head] Ah!! I need the heavy artillery! [hits Freeza with a feather] No!! He's unharmed!
FREEZA: It's over.
VEGETA: But how?!!!! I used all my best moves! [Freeza hits Vegeta with his head, then follows him into the water, parting the lake so he can stand]
VEGETA: Unnh! [A crab walks across Vegeta's back, which Freeza eats] KURIRIN: [gasps] Can he do that? What horror! [All stare at Freeza in disgust]
FREEZA: I got hungry. Geez. [picks up Vegeta with his tail, choking him]
PICCOLO: We can't help Vegeta now, Gohan. GOHAN: I know. I wasn't gonna.
PICCOLO: Just checking. [Freeza hauls Vegeta onto the land] -------------------------------------------------------
GOKU: All right. Now to help everyone. [flies off] [Goku lands next to Vegeta]
VEGETA: K-k-ka-ka-rrot?
FREEZA: Kakarrot? That's a Saiyan name . . . Raditz's imaginary brother??
GOKU: That's right.
VEGETA: Kakarrot, before I die, I wanted to tell you something.
GOKU: What? VEGETA: I forget.
FREEZA: Tell him how I killed all the Saiyans!
VEGETA: That wasn't it.
FREEZA: That he's a Super Saiyan?
VEGETA: No.
FREEZA: I'm stumped.
VEGETA: I remember! Kakarrot, is this funny?
GOKU: What? VEGETA: The green guy healed me, and then I said "I should say thanks."
GOKU: Hey . . . that IS funny.
VEGETA: [to Piccolo] Hah. Tolja. ----------------------------------------------------------- Next time, Goku and Freeza begin their battle royal.
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