Re-Writes 2
[An ominous spacecraft flies through space. Very scary. Very ominous. Ooh, already said ominous. Very, uh, foreboding.]
KURIRIN: Unnh. [picks up a bucket of water]
OOLONG: [blows on a fire, resulting in his face being covered with soot] It's not funny!
BULMA: Cool out, Oolong, no one said it was.
GOHAN: Hi, everyone! Sorry I'm late.
BULMA: What's in the backpack, Gohan?
GOHAN: A hilarious number of useless things. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [That night, the spaceship lands, causing a fire]
KURIRIN: Wake up. It's a fire.
BULMA: You sound so calm!!
KURIRIN: Well, yeah, it's just a fire.
GOHAN: So should we put it out? [Kuririn nods, and they put out the fire, freeing a purple dragon]
GOHAN: But now the animals' home is toast!
KURIRIN: Yeah. Oh, I know! When we get the namekian Dragonballs, we'll use one of our wishes to restore it. GOHAN: Brilliant! But wait, we're on Earth.
BULMA: Hey, yeah, why is that?
GOHAN: Just like when we fought the Brain and Piccolo wasn't dead like he was supposed to be.
KURIRIN: Or like when we fought Garlic Junior and then I didn't recognize you even though I'd already met you. BULMA: Well, you know what they say. Movies don't count.
GOHAN: In that case, the Earth's Dragonballs should be here! ===DIRECTOR'S CUT THE MOVIE: T H E T R E E O F M I G H T=== written and directed by KURIRAI again, special thanks to
NAGINALJJ KURIRIN: Can I summon Shenlong? GOHAN: No. You always recite that stupid poem.
KURIRIN: Not a poem. A chant.
GOHAN: Whatever.
KURIRIN: I summon up the Dragon--
GOHAN: I said no!
KURIRIN: Well, I'm bigger than you, so I get to pick! I summon up--
BULMA: Arise, Shenlong! [Shenlong arises]
KURIRIN: Cheater. SHENLONG:Again? Did I just grant a wish like two months ago?
GOHAN: Yeah . . .
SHENLONG: And then like a week before that?
KURIRIN: Yeah . . . BULMA: It's a movie.
SHENLONG: Oh. Name your wish, then.
KURIRIN: I summon up the Dragon! I command you now! Hear my howl to make my wish come true!
GOHAN: Kuririn!!
KURIRIN: Sorry.
GOHAN: Shenlong, please restore the forest to its normal state. [Shenlong fixes the forest
GOHAN: Thanks!
SHENLONG: Now you'd better not make any more wishes for a year this time!! [disappears]
GOHAN: Where's my Higher Dragon? ----------------------------------------------------------------- [Goku and Gohan are enjoying a bath in a drum outside]
GOKU: Isn't this rustic?
GOHAN: Yeah! Let's have a breath-holding contest! [they go underwater]
GOHAN: [swims up] I lost! HIGHER DRAGON: Purr . . .
GOHAN: Hey, Higher Dragon!
CHI-CHI: Gohan!! Take him away! ------------------------------------------------------------------
CHI-CHI: Ever since you started hanging around with Goku's friends . . . first you quit studying . . . then you were singing about Piccolo . . . then you were bringing home dragons!
GOHAN: So can I keep him if I promise to study and never sing about Piccolo again?
CHI-CHI: No!! ------------------------------------------------------------- [Up in space, another space ship is coming to Earth]
BAD GUY: Master Tales . . . Earth is perfect for the Tree of Might.
TALES: But that's strange . . . I remember Kakarrot being on Earth. Is it posible he hit his head and turned good?
BAD GUY: You mean like old Rhubarb?
TALES: Yeah . . . you know, some people think I'm Kakarrot's brother . . . others say I'm not his brother . . . I always say, "It's a movie, you idiots! Movies don't count!!"
BAD GUY: Rhubarb was your brother.
TALES: Yep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------
YAMCHA: So, Puar, how do you like my cruiser?
PUAR: It's great, Master Yamcha!
YAMCHA: Yeah, well it better be. I took out a fifteen-year loan on it.
PUAR: Lucky for us this is a movie! YAMCHA: Well, I wouldn't take out a fifteen-year loan if it
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